Fucking decals!!!

Okay, something I have found that really just bugs the ever-loving shit out of me are those little ribbon magnets that people put on the backs of their cars that say things like, “I (heart) my (whatever the fuck breed of dog they own)”, or “Soccer”, etc. You get the drill. What the fuck is this shit? Are you kidding me? Do these people not realize that the symbolism of the “ribbon” is in remembrance or in honor of such important causes as supporting our troops, cancer awareness, and so on? That the logo in and of itself denotes import and draws attention to the reason behind the use of said ribbon symbol? The ribbon is reserved for causes that should be upheld and honored by everyone, and the fact that there are people out there who actually seem to be ignorant of the importance of the ribbon’s symbolism inspires nothing but dumb-founded awe in me.


Awww… you have a dog that you love vewwy, vewwy much… how sweet. While I do not deny you the right to love that fucking crap-machine for all it’s worth (being an animal lover myself) I will deny you every possibly conceivable right to scream to the world the very much-so homo-erotic love you have for the animal on a magnet bearing the highly symbolic shape of a ribbon!


“Why?’ you may ask? Well, if you’re honestly asking me why, then I have no time to waste with you, as I just explained “why’ in the preceding paragraph, you illiterate little miscarriage of humanity. If you have not been able to tap into the great vat of our kind’s collective wisdom, then hey, I’m happy for you that you can live your life with the ability to be satisfied that you’re apparently missing 100+ points of IQ intellect. I’m sure you make your dear old mum so proud each time she takes a look at your retarded widdle face and wishes that she had thrown herself down the stairs while pregnant with you when she had the chance.